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Awkward Moments, p. 2

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That awkward moment when you bump heads with someone

Its awkward when you fail at something you’re normally good at doing

That awkward moment when you find out that you were on speakerphone

Its awkward when you realize a little late that you’re out of toilet paper

That awkward moment when your professor asks you to find a partner

That awkward moment when your parents talk about sex

That awkward moment when you realize they were not waving at you

Its awkward when automatic doors don’t open automatically

That awkward moment when you both say something at the same time and must establish who goes first

Its awkward when you don’t know which camera to look at during group photos

That awkward moment when you wish someone a happy birthday on the wrong day

Its awkward when you can hear people doing it

That awkward moment when your handshake offer goes unnoticed

That awkward moment when it sounds like you farted

Its awkward when you get asked something when your mouth is full

That awkward moment when realize that your sneeze smells funky

That awkward moment when you accidentally touch someone’s butt

That awkward moment when you ask a non-pregnant woman when the baby is due

That awkward moment when you walk into a spider web

That awkward moment when you don’t know if the baby is a boy or a girl

Its awkward when you get a call while sitting on the toilet

That awkward moment when you forget someone’s name

Its awkward when your butt itches

That awkward moment when someone says “I’m not invited”

Its awkward when you get honked at

Its awkward when you really have to pee

That awkward moment when you question the spelling of a commonly used word

That awkward moment when you laugh when you’re not supposed to

Its awkward when you get rejected

That awkward moment when everyone is speaking a language you don’t understand

That awkward moment when you ask a person to repeat themselves for the third time

That awkward moment when someone tells you that they miss you and you don’t miss them back

That awkward moment when you bump into your ex, with your current partner

That awkward moment when your credit card declines

That awkward moment when you trip in fall

That awkward silence in a crowded elevator

Its awkward when someone has a booger and you can’t help at staring

That awkward moment when someone asks you “Did you just wake up?” and you didn’t just wake up, you just look like crap

That awkward moment when people around you start arguing

That awkward moment when you can’t decide whether to go left or right when walking toward someone

That awkward silence after group laughter

That awkward moment when food falls before reaching your mouth

That awkward moment when a sex scene comes up in a movie

Its awkward when you try to act normal around a policeman

Its awkward when you run for the bus and it leaves without you

Its awkward when children tell you the truth

That awkward moment when you push instead of pull

Its awkward waiting for your dog to finish pooping

Its awkward when someone uses the  stall next to yours

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a stranger

That awkward moment when you’re pretending to be on your cell phone and then it rings

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