The Awkward List
AKA The List of Awkward Moments (under construction)
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148. Leaving a store without buying anything
147. Find out that your story sucks as you’re telling it.
146. Explaining who someone is through degrees of separation
145. When your stomach makes funny noises
144. Valentine’s Day for Couples Who Just Started Dating
143. Being afraid of something dumb
142. Being embarrassed by something that happened a long time ago
141. When people do it in the car
140. Throwing away a pizza box
139. When your friends use your name as a verb to refer to something you constantly do
138. That awkward, rushed-walk you do when someone holds the door for you because you’re too far
137. That instant when you realize you’re wrong during an argument
136. Having to wipe off the sweat from the cell phone you just borrowed
135. When someone sucks at karaoke and you’re all embarrassed for them
134. The awkward trends on Twitter
133. When you think the waiter is bringing your food, but it isn’t yours
132. When your ringtone makes the situation awkward
131. When you press the “Try me!” button on a toy and you can’t get it to shut up
129. Sneaking into the restroom when you’re not a customer
128. When you realize that you sing The Alphabet Song in order to know what letter comes next
127. Getting all dressed up and bumping into no one worth impressing
125. When your eye randomly starts twitching
124. Pronouncing a word you learned by only reading it
123. When a person falls asleep next to you on the bus
122. When someone doesn’t ask for your I.D. because you’re old
120. When you try to speak to someone who is wearing earphones, and you get ignored
119. When a tiny piece of food flies out of your mouth while speaking
118. Out of a 2-hour movie, your parents walk in on the 10-second sex scene
117. That awkward kick thing you have to do to get your blanket back the “right way” at night
116. When someone is chewing loudly and they don’t realize it
115. When fat people call themselves fat
114. When the professor doesn’t notice your raised hand
113. When it was you who left the bathroom stinky
112. When your prank ends up making you feel like a jerk
111. Accidentally walking in front someone’s camera as they take a picture
110. When someone gets your name wrong and you go along with it
109. Unintentionally sexual stuff
108. Awkward moments in middle school
107. Awkward search terms that lead people to your blog
106. Bumping into someone you have as a friend on Facebook, but don’t talk to in real life
105. Naked old people in the locker room
104. Trying to pass a slow walker on the sidewalk
103. When you can’t tell if someone is male or female
102. A misleading profile picture
99. Someone leaves the restroom without washing their hands
98. Your ex shows up as your “best match” in a dating website
97. Forgetting why you went into the room
95. Being with the other job candidates in the waiting room
93. Raising your hand and the professor not noticing
92. When your elbow slides off the edge of the desk
90. When you can’t find the straw
87. Not being able to find the sleeve on your jacket
86. When the voice does not match the person
85. Someone wearing your exact same outfit
83. When someone talks to you while you’re pooping
82. When a sexual song comes on the radio
81. When holding a pencil again feels weird
80. When the alarm beeps as you’re leaving a store
78. When it looks like you peed yourself
77. Questioning if you should “Like” something on Facebook
76. When the computer asks if you would like to save your changes
75. Not knowing which armrest is yours at a movie theater
73. Meeting the parents for the first time
72. Knocking something off a shelf at a store
71. Saying “goodbye” and then walking in the same direction
70. Someone you unfriended requests you on Facebook
69. Getting “The Sex Talk” from your parents
68. Farting in front of your partner for the first time
67. Noticing that your armpits smell
65. Failing at something you’re normally good at doing
64. Finding out that you were on speakerphone
63. Noticing that you’re out of toilet paper
62. When your professor asks you to find a partner
61. When your parents talk about sex
60. Realizing that they were not waving at you
59. When automatic doors don’t open automatically
58. Saying something at the same time
57. Not knowing which camera to look at
56. Wishing a happy birthday on the wrong day
55. When you can hear people doing it
53. Offering a handshake that goes unnoticed
52. When it sounds like you farted
51. Getting asked something when your mouth is full
49. Accidentally touching someone’s butt while walking
48. Asking a non-pregnant woman when the baby is due
46. Not knowing if someone’s baby is a boy or a girl
45. Getting a call while sitting on the toilet
44. Forgetting someone’s name (Featured on Freshly Pressed!)
42. Hearing someone say “I’m not invited.”
40. Saying “you too” at an inappropriate time
39. When you really have to pee
38. Looking at the dead guy in a movie
37. Questioning the spelling of a commonly used word
36. Laughing when you’re not supposed to
34. Getting locked out of your home
32. People speaking a foreign language around you
30. Making people repeat themselves
29. When someone tells you that they miss you (and you don’t miss them back)
27. When your credit card declines
25. Silence in a crowded elevator
20. Being asked “Did you just wake up?”
19. When people around you start arguing
#16 Silence after group laughter
#15 When food falls before reaching your mouth
#14 Pooping at a friend’s house
#12 Making a full stop when a cop is around
#11 When someone fails at parking
#7 Saying “no” to surveys or petitions
#6 When children tell you the truth
#5 When you push instead of pull
#4 Waiting for your dog to finish pooping
#3 Someone uses the bathroom stall next to yours
#2 Making eye contact with a stranger
#1 Getting caught pretending to be on your cell phone
Updated: 01/31/2014
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Is bumping into PDA in the office/workplace considered awkward universally? Or is it just in my country? You know, when you enter the office with lots of work in your mind, yet… you open the door and saw your co-workers kissing and… you’re considering whether to keep walking and interfere.
When your family comes over to visit you & your neighbor has super loud sex… And your dad asks if they have a cat next door…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
When somebody is inside the restroom and you’re rushing to poop 🙂
Oh yeah.. definitely.
A comic I read .
http://www.gocomics.com/comic/explore/1402078/2
The awkward moment when you speak in a crowd, but no one listens and you slow down your speach while whispering.
FYI…Noticed that links don’t work on the next pages of the awkard moments list.
That awkward moment when you answer the front door and the woman asks you if your parents are home.
(*By the way, I am 27 years old*)
That happened to me also!! Hahahaha I was in my apartment and was like uh…. what?
GOOD ONE! Thank you!
Glad to have been of assistance.
When I poop at school and someone walks into the bathroom and hears your poop falling into the toilet. Also when you pull out the toilet paper and people hear that. Also, when you fart while pooping and someone hears that.
Forgetting to say thanks after receiving a gift
Having to change a pad in the bathroom. And you open it, and sounds like a bag of freaking doritos and everyone know nows its your time of month.