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155. Waking up before everyone else after sleeping over somewhere

Have you ever spent the night somewhere, and have woken up way before the person who invited you over?

What are you supposed to do? I mean, they probably won’t be up for another couple of hours, but you just can’t go back to sleep in this strange home. Aside from wiping off drool and folding up your sheets and stuff, I’ve come up with a few things you can do. Check it out:

1. Open their fridge – Just to see what they have in there. You might find some free-for-all leftovers in there.

2. Check the medicine cabinet – I never open this stuff when I’m at someone else’s house, but do I get curious? Heck yeah!

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3. Try to drop something or make a noise to make them wake up – Make sure you make it seem like an accident though.

4. Go poop – It is the perfect time to do so.

5. Air out the bathroom – See previous.

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6. Watch your friend sleep – Just kidding.

7. Leave – Without saying bye or anything. They’ll get the memo.

What the heck though seriously. I feel awkward staying over at other people’s places, usually I just sit there and check my email, or text back a few people. What else is there to do?

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3 Comments
  1. Always pack a book. Never fails.

    May 30, 2014
  2. E. #

    A book, my friend, simply solves any awkwardness. 😉

    May 31, 2014
  3. Well, my suggestion of a book has already been covered. Seriously, it’s what I do. Or I go for a walk and quietly return. But you are right–great time to poop and give the place a chance to air out! 😉

    May 31, 2014

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