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That one guy that gets on the elevator to only go one floor up

Seriously, man?

A large crowd of you gets on the elevator, so many of you that you actually begin to hear that beeping sound elevators make when you’re too fat and its all like “OMG dudes, get off me!” As people begin to walk in, they glance over at the elevator buttons to see the 8th and 9th floor buttons lit up and make their way in without pushing anything. And just as the door is about to close, that guy comes in and presses number 2.

Wow, guy. Some nerve. I mean yeah I’d understand if you’re limping around in crutches or in a wheel chair. I MIGHT let it pass if you’re seriously obese, but you’re a perfectly healthy 22-year old taking the elevator to go up one floor.

One floor!

So the rest of you guys sigh and mentally curse out the guy. Some may even share glances with one another in disapproval and validating their anger. Or, if you’re like me, you’ll actually chuckle, soon to be followed by some mild laughter from the other people who know what I’m talking about.



Don’t be that guy.


From yesterday’s post:

Do you guys like checking yourselves out on windows?


Hey, it happens. The driver must’ve been so confused!


  1. hahahahaha Edwin!! Thats so true

    I could be that person at times to be honest hahaha 😀

    August 27, 2013
  2. I prefer the people who use the elevator for one floor over these people

    August 28, 2013
    • Wow. Hahahaha. So true!

      August 28, 2013
  3. haha was just thinking about this today – in my office building we don’t have interior stairs so everyone has to take the elevator, which is the worst! I’m on floor 4 and am always SO happy when I get on and I’m the first stop…until inevitably some jerk sticks their arm through the door juuuust as it is closing and oh, what floor is he on: 2. GRR!

    August 29, 2013
  4. Stairs for the win!

    September 5, 2013
    • High five!

      September 9, 2013

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