Skip to content

Archive for

We’re friends!

We're friends!

See? We ARE friends 🙂

That one guy that gets on the elevator to only go one floor up

Seriously, man?

A large crowd of you gets on the elevator, so many of you that you actually begin to hear that beeping sound elevators make when you’re too fat and its all like “OMG dudes, get off me!” As people begin to walk in, they glance over at the elevator buttons to see the 8th and 9th floor buttons lit up and make their way in without pushing anything. And just as the door is about to close, that guy comes in and presses number 2.

Wow, guy. Some nerve. I mean yeah I’d understand if you’re limping around in crutches or in a wheel chair. I MIGHT let it pass if you’re seriously obese, but you’re a perfectly healthy 22-year old taking the elevator to go up one floor.

One floor!

So the rest of you guys sigh and mentally curse out the guy. Some may even share glances with one another in disapproval and validating their anger. Or, if you’re like me, you’ll actually chuckle, soon to be followed by some mild laughter from the other people who know what I’m talking about.



Don’t be that guy.


From yesterday’s post:

Do you guys like checking yourselves out on windows?


Hey, it happens. The driver must’ve been so confused!


Checking yourself out on a reflective window

Men and women have a completely different way of approaching a reflective surface. Men typically look at themselves, and straighten up the posture and relax the shoulders.

Women, on the other hand, have a script written out detailing their every move. Let’s assume that you are a woman walking down the street at 7am, not many people are around and you are trying out a new shirt.


Woman is walking down the street. She spots a giant window belonging to a Thai restaurant to her right. Trying act all casual, she keeps walking, and glances at herself. Well more specifically, glances at HER BUTT.

It’s a “thing”.. Women enjoy checking out their butts.

Then she straightens out her shirt, she adjusts her skirt, makes sure she brings out the chest area, and bam! she’s good to go.

Some go as far as to walk up to the surface, smile very widely to check their teeth, and check those dark lines they paint around the eyes (I forget the name).

You look hot

This seems like every day stuff to you guys, but have you ever been INSIDE a store or office, and have been able to witness such things happening? It happened to me while I was drinking some tea one morning. People would literally walk up to the window and stick out their butts while leaning their heads back, get rid of that wedgie, and keep walking. Dudes mostly adjusted their collars and straightened their posture.

Have you ever been checking yourself out on a window and then slowly the image of the people on the other side begins to become clear through the glass?


So awkward.

%d bloggers like this: