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Awkward Valentine’s Day Cards

Looking for some Valentine’s Day cards?

The day is a little awkward, let’s admit that to ourselves. Guys must look all anti-macho walking around with flowers, or thinking of something cheesy to do, and girls are all getting depressed and buying more servings of cookie dough. Hallmark should’ve thought of some other thing to celebrate besides this awkward stuff.

You know, in Spanish, Valentine’s Day is referred to as El dia del amor y la amistad, which translates directly to “the day of love and friendship.” I think that makes more sense.

Oh well, as promised:

Awkward Valentine’s Day Cards

1. For the I-don’t-know-what to say person
Awkward Valentine Card

2. For the “Just friends? Yeah right, no one’s buying it” e-card

Awkward Valentine Card

3. For your next ex-boyfriend

Awkward Valentine Card

4. For the newly coupled (See: Valentine’s Day for Couples Who Just Started Dating)

Awkward Valentine Card

5. For the awkward people out there. Yay, us! 

Awkward Valentine Day

6. For the settlers (get it? No? Ok, nevermind.)

Awkward Valentine Day

7. For the bro

Awkward Valentine Day

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If you have an awkward date, get rejected, get caught cheating, over spend, break up, or end up in some uncomfortable situation this [or a past] Valentine’s Day, please share it with me and the people who accidentally stumble upon this site every day. You’ve probably noticed the awkward stories that get posted in the comments section all around this place, now it’s time to make them public! Don’t be scared to share, you get used to it eventually, trust me.

Awkward Valentine Day

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  1. Really enjoyed this collection. Might have to use some of those for awkward friends.

    February 13, 2013
  2. Absolutely. Hilarious. Love your blog!

    February 13, 2013
  3. Love the one for Awkward people. that’s hilarious.

    February 13, 2013
  4. phoebemunson #

    Happy singles awareness day everyone

    February 14, 2013
  5. Happy Valentine’s Day! Those were some beautiful cards. I especially liked the settling one. I know so many people who sound like that!
    I just want to add one more Valentine to that… The “I choo choo choose you” one from the Simpsons… It’s for the socially awkward that deflect to pop culture like me 🙂

    February 14, 2013
  6. msuworld #

    Loved the Cards 🙂 …But I think the one for Bromance is for me …No Girlfriends ..Only Bro’s to hang out with 🙂

    February 17, 2013

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