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39. When you really have to pee

It happens to me at times when it is extremely inconvenient; while I’m waiting in line, when I’m taking a test, or when there are no restrooms for miles.

I don’t know how many of you guys have ever peed in your pants because you couldn’t find a bathroom, but I like to think that I’m pretty good at holding it, though I’m not good at hiding it. Different people have different ways of showing that they really have to pee.

1) The Pee Dance. Involves moving one knee inwards toward the other, and then switch. Move from side to side and then start it over again. Oh and add an I’m-about-to-cry face. Yee haw!

2) The Freeze Pop. Some people try to move as little as possible because any movement will trigger urine to come out. And yes we know, that would be bad.

When you really have to use the bathroom though, things get a pretty uncomfortable. You have to avoid water fountains and any type of water sounds, you must avoid getting squeezed, and keep yourself from laughing because it triggers something that tells your brain to release the pee! What I find the most peculiar here is that the closer you get to the restroom, the MORE you have to go!

People act very awkward when they have to pee. They seem extra serious and just act weirder than usual. That’s understandable though, having to pee really badly is a very stressful situation.

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  1. it can be even worse after you’v had a baby…..o o ooooo oo

    June 7, 2011
    • Oh my. . I’m afraid to ask.


      June 8, 2011
  2. ohanabee #

    the most extreme case I experienced: I was in Waikiki at night, walking along the beach. I had to pee really bad and I went towards the restroom they had on the beach. but wait, I get in front of the door and is locked with a lock on it. they close the beach restrooms at 9 or 10 pm (i forgot). dam it, i had to pee really bad so I peed in front of the door (lucky no one was around).
    I found this on the internet: DEFINITION
    Awkward (adjective) – When you ask the black kid in your class for the skin colored crayon.

    June 8, 2011
    • Hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do! Hahahaha!!

      June 8, 2011
  3. pee dancers unite!!! 🙂

    June 18, 2011
  4. Dian Wijayanti #

    Been there done that! And even though I’m also familiar with the unpleasant feeling of this, I can’t help laughing reading this! Hahaha. I love your posts!

    June 20, 2011
    • I appreciate the comment! Thank you.

      June 21, 2011
  5. meganh143 #

    Was in the city for the day shopping with a friend in the summer. Very hot day, so was drinking lots of bottled water, although only had to pee once while shopping. When we got on the bus to head back home, the bus a/c was blasting cold and I felt I had to pee as soon as I got on. Apparently my body was saving all the pee for the bus ride because my bladder started filling up by the minute. We were about half way to the bus stop when I knew I wasn’t going to be able to hold it until we got there. I told my friend that I had to pee now and she consolidated the shopping bags to free one up for me. Four things were in my favor: not many people nearby, high seatbacks, being by the window, and the light summer skirt I had on. I let loose into the bag, with my friend looking on and covering me. I was trying to be as discreet as possible. The relief was a wow moment for sure; my friend said I did let out a sigh, although I don’t remember that as I was trying to be as quiet as possible. It was such an awkward moment as it borders on urinating in public. After that experience, I can very much relate to people needing a bathroom. We expect people to just be able to hold it in if they have to go and there is no bathroom available. Sometimes you just need to relieve yourself; if you can do it discreetly then I can understand.

    April 8, 2012
  6. Amelia #

    LOL! I really have to pee right now, its so bad i cant even move! I am holding myself, I dont think i can hold it much longer!

    June 14, 2012
    • Rrich #

      That’s AWSOME! I somethings Hold it in because it turns me on,and afew times I don’t make it,and even those times I could still find a turn on point. I can hold ita long time. Can you?

      December 27, 2012

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