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33. Getting hit on

First of all, I would like to apologize to the guy from Starbucks, I will tell the internet about his awkward moment. He is the main character of today’s story:

After spending 6 hours in the university library, I decided to take a break and head out into the real world to get a cup of coffee at another Starbucks (we have one on our campus). It was finals week, and I was bored to death by the American government studies, I just needed to see things other than the black Times New Roman letters in my American Government textbook and my unreadable notes.

I arrived with a big bag filled with notes, a laptop, charger, pens, highlighters.. you know, the student essentials. After putting my things on a chair next to a man (who was talking on the phone), I noticed a very attractive woman standing by the teas and other stuff that Starbucks sells. She must have been in her mid-twenties, tall with long dark hair, and wearing a black dress. I asked her if was waiting in line. She said no, and I proceeded onto ordering coffee from the tall barista guy.

Since ordering plain coffee takes around 10 seconds, I stepped back and waited for it before heading back to my chair. Then I saw the cell phone man approaching the woman. Was he doing it? Yes he was! He was going to go up to her and talk to her. Big move. [Whenever I tell this story, I like to imagine that everybody put their coffee down, the music stopped playing, and all eyes focused on the man about to do what no other man in the shop was willing to do: talk to “her”.] I must have been around 3 feet away from all of the action.

“Hey” said the man.

“Hi.” the woman politely replied, with a smile.

“Ordering some coffee, huh?”

“No, I’m just waiting” said the woman

“Oh,” said the man, “Do you come here often?”

Do you come here often? DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?!? He asked her one of those questions that just give it away! It’s like saying “How YOU doin’ . . .” At this point, I gave up all hope on the man. He pretty much flipped a coin and was either about to face rejection or success.

“Sorry. I’m actually waiting for my boyfriend.” the woman said, with an “I feel sorry for you” look on her face.

“Oh, cool. Your boyfriend.” –awkward.

“Yeah,” she said, pointing at the guy taking orders at Starbucks “that’s him.”

At this moment, I looked at the barista guy, and he just smiled at the man and started to shake his head a little. I felt embarrassed for the man. He just walked back to his chair without saying another word. I didn’t know how to pretend that I hadn’t just witnessed something like that. I was hoping for the moment to end when, suddenly..

“Edwin!”

I heard my name from the other side of the shop.

“Edwin! A tall coffee?”

Oh, right. My coffee. Those 10 seconds seemed way too long.

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6 Comments
  1. I guess I won’t be going to THAT Starbucks anymore…

    J/K

    Funny story.

    May 20, 2011
  2. Ahha that’s a hialrious story! Made my day! Especially like the opening apology… It must have been quite hard not to laugh during that scenario… I know it would’ve been for me XD

    May 22, 2011
  3. hey, you gotta hand it to him. It’s already a no if you don’t try and so if she says ‘no’ then you’re on your merry way. However, IF SHE SAYS YES…well, it’s worth the shot.

    She probably lied and said the Barista was her boyfriend just to get the guy to go away…I’ve done that before at a bar. I’m waiting for my boyfriend, he went to the restroom. There was no boyfriend, not mine anyway!

    Sandi
    http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com
    Lake Forest, CA

    May 27, 2011
  4. Dying right now. So funny. “Oh, cool. Your boyfriend” -Awkwardly nods head in different directions.

    June 8, 2011
  5. lee #

    oh…..

    June 9, 2011
  6. Hahahaha! How awkward is that!!!!

    June 16, 2011

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